Alright, so I don't know what the etiquette is for having crushes on the girls who work at Safeway, but there is this one tall skinny brunette that I have been flirting with every time I go in there. She knows who I am now (how can you forget a dude who looks like the Wal-Mart mascot with horns and a fu manchu?), and the rest of the line is often held up as we chat long after my bags have been filled with groceries.
Well, I went into Safeway last night and decided to check out using the register next to hers. As I approached the front of the line she became more and more agitated and I knew what she was thinking..."Why is he in that line instead of mine?"
I can't have her thinking I'm too interested can I? No, I think not.
Finally, she couldn't take it anymore. She, not being a girl to be ignored this way, turned around and made a crack about the Jim Beam that the man in front of me was buying.
"Funny, but I didn't take you for a Jim Beam man." She quipped.
I'm not. But somehow, I think she already new that.
Who shall I invite to the company party next week...
Hmmm. Who indeed. ;-)
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