Remember the old phrase "no shoes, no shirt, no service"? It used to be plastered on every storefront, and was drilled into our brains as children. I never could figure out why it was such a big deal, especially as long as someone was wearing pants...
Makes you wonder how Donald Duck ever did his grocery shopping...
See...no pants! And he gets to be on cartons of Orange Juice in the very same stores that keep me out w/o a shirt.
Thank goodness for Redbox, my favorite neighborhood video rental service.
They put these things outside near no-shoes, no shirt type places like McDonald's and Circle K.
McDonald's couldn't be reached when I called to asked whether or not they enforce the "no shoes, no shirt, no service" policy when this guy comes around to eat...
I like to return my DVD's when I go running, and although I do where shoes (more than I can say for myself than the guy who finished the Arizona Ironman last month without shoes. And he got eighth place!), I often run w/o a shirt.
And where I can't run into Circle K to buy a gatorade, I can stay outside and rent a video.
And boy do I love standing in line with a bunch of suited up businessmen and soccer moms mouths agape, staring at my half naked sweaty body as I leave my mark on the touchscreen of the Redbox. I'll be dehydrated, sure, but at least I'll have a copy of the new X-Files movie to watch when I get home!
By the way...here's my route.
Click Here For Map!
I love Googlemaps almost as much as I love Redbox. I can plot my route with no shoes, no shirt. Heck, I can google wearing nothin' but my birthday suit!
Take that, Circle K!
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